Pricing

Every visitor gets 3 smacks with no card, no sign-up and no account. That is not a trial that expires into a paywall; it is the product, working, before you have decided anything.

• —The count is kept for 30 days against an id your own browser mints and stores. There is no login behind it, and there is nothing to cancel.
• —Free smacks crit exactly as often as bought ones, and they count towards the crowd momentum multiplier. They are real swings, not a demo.
• —Two limits are real and worth knowing before you plan around them: a free smack can never land the killing blow, and free hits are capped per boss across everybody who ever swings at it. Rules 04 and 05 have the exact numbers.
• —Separately, the API allows at most ten free hits an hour from one network address. That is an anti-abuse limit rather than an allowance, and it is shared by everybody behind that address.

• $1Handful5 smacksFive swings. Enough to find out you cannot stop.5 per $1
• $5Bat Bag30 smacks (5 of them free)Thirty swings and a real shot at the leaderboard.6 per $1
• $20Armoury140 smacks (40 of them free)A hundred and forty swings. Somebody has to land the last one.7 per $1

One price, once. Smacks arrive the moment the payment settles. The bigger packs are cheaper per smack; that is the entire pricing strategy, and the rate on each row is there so you can check it without doing the division.

Unused smacks expire 180 days after your most recent purchase, and buying another pack in the same browser resets that clock on the whole balance. Terms 02 is the authoritative wording.

Buying happens on the arena, next to the boss the smacks are for. Card details are handled by Stripe on their own page; this site never sees them.

• —One smack is one swing and starts at one damage. Everything in the game that touches that number can only ever raise it — there is no multiplier for sale, at any price.
• —Smacks have no cash value. They cannot be sold, transferred, exchanged, refunded or converted back into money.
• —Your wallet lives in the browser you bought in. There are no accounts and no way to identify you, so keep the receipt — it is how a wallet is recovered.
• —Whoever lands the hit that takes a boss to zero has their name engraved on its grave permanently. That engraving is a name on a web page. It is not a right, a title, an asset or a prize.

There are no prizes and no payouts of any kind, to anyone, ever. Nothing of value is won here. Money moves in one direction only, in exchange for swings that are delivered immediately.

It is not gambling, not a lottery, not an investment and not a contest with a prize. Spending more does not improve your odds of anything except having more swings, and more swings is all it is sold as.

• —Every price is in US dollars and is the final amount. Nothing is added at checkout — no tax, no fee, no handling charge. The amount on the pack is the amount that reaches your card statement.
• —Because the charge is in dollars, a card in another currency is converted by your own bank at its own rate, and it may add its own fee. That part is between you and them, and it is the one number on this page we cannot tell you.
• —No VAT is added to this price. The operator is a small taxable person exempt from charging VAT under Article 94(1) of the Slovenian VAT Act (ZDDV-1) and Article 284 of Directive 2006/112/EC. The Slovenian VAT identification number is held for cross-border purchases only; no VAT is charged on the operator’s own supplies.
• —The seller of record is Flisko — Informacijske storitve, Žiga Flis s.p. — payments are taken by Stripe on Stripe’s own hosted page, and your card statement will show that charge.

All sales are final. Smacks are a digital good delivered immediately: once a pack is delivered the purchase is complete and will not be reversed. They cannot be refunded or exchanged.

Where the law where you live gives you refund or withdrawal rights that a contract cannot take away, those rights stand. Nothing here is an attempt to remove them.

If something went actually wrong — you were charged and no smacks arrived — write to us with the receipt. That is a bug, not a refund request, and it gets fixed. The terms say all of this in full, and they are the ones that count.

• —GET https://api.openboss.lol/state returns the packs under packs — id, label, priceCents, smacks and bonus. Money is always integer cents. Read prices from there rather than from a cached copy of this page.
• —bonus is already inside smacks. Adding them together overstates every pack.
• —This page as markdown: /pricing.md.
• —Do not buy on somebody’s behalf unattended. Checkout charges a real card, the sale is final, and the person paying is the person who has to decide. Free smacks need no card at all, so there is a way to try this that costs nobody anything.